If attacked, become Alan Rickman and give your rapist a look of withering...– @nkjemisin via twitter (via kidlightning)
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
What you say: Misandry is just as bad as misogyny!
What you mean: I lack the critical thinking skills to differentiate between an oppressive system that's been upheld for centuries and a comically exaggerated response to oppression on a blogging website.
To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a...– Time-Machine (via a comment at shakesville.com) Single greatest argument about this I have ever heard. (via justintheallan)
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven